Well...here we are. Here to review...Lil Wayne's last album to date... I am not a human being II. So safe to say Lil Wayne has not been impressive with his last few albums being Rebirth, Human Being I, and Carter IV. Which if you were unaware, were all absolutely devoid of anything good but hey! Third times, the charm or fail? So number four has to be good..right? Let's get into it, on second thought let's not. To review this album I decided to see life through the eyes of Lil Wayne. So I broke down his lyrics to create the following list of phrases for any lover out of the many sexual lyrics Weezy has written. Given he seems to be quite the ladies man i think it's fine you use this for yourself. These pieces of romance should work out fine for you, perfect for any card...email...bouquet of roses.
- I want you to Fuck my hand, suck my thumb
- I stand up in that pussy like a sun roof
- You even do Anal when you don't do anal
- Don't send me cards, I don't wanna read
- You even kiss my ankle when I twist my ankle
- I'm the nigga, cause you said i'm the nigga
- The best part of waking up, is breakfast after my ejaculation inside of you
- You give me coochie in my mama's crib
- We fucked a hoe together, real romance
- You won't find another one like me
Now those were lyrics of Lil Wayne's song Romance, built for cards to send to lovers this time of year or any really. You can thank me or Lil Wayne later. Now Lil Wayne can also detect a love so here's the chart to determine if a woman is in love with you.
| She's on a strict diet? | She's eating dick |
| She loves you | Like Satan |
| She wants to make you proud | Like Cumming. Prideful. |
| She wakes up | Eats dick |
| You said her name | that's snitching |
Now Lil Wayne does know a lot about love and hoes so I feel like this is the chart to a perfect marriage as well. Here are just a few other lines from Lil Wayne that I feel can just clearly stand the test of time with great thinkers like Plato or Aristotle.
Yeah Young Money so Gangsta, I personally know strangers
That Pussy boneless, that's Chick Fil A
These niggas think they hard, these niggas just nipples
Bodies in the sewer...Tampons in manure
I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy
You know i'm on that grass, don't turn on the sprinklers
Penis Colada
I can make your bitch root for me like i grew her
She said my dick could be the next black president
That concludes my review of I Am Not a Human Being II by Lil Wayne
The Highlights:
Huh?
The Lowlights:
I don't have all day
The Gem:
...
Is it Worth Dousing in Kerosene?
Most definitely
Overall Grade: Fuck Outta Here
Someone's bound to pay for this bullshit, No Love bruh.
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